Dear Ice Cream vendors,
Here is a small piece of advice. When a nice mommy with three sweet, ice-cream loving children comes to your truck to buy ice-cream, don't tell that mommy that you don't like people to take pictures of your truck, which attracts children like flies on - well, you know. It makes that mommy think:
A) you are most likely operating your business illegally or without proper permits.
B) you are probably a pervert.
C) you are a kidnapper.
If none of those things are true, then I sincerely apologize. Could you please tell me why I can't take a picture?
If any of those things are true, then never, ever come back to our cul-de-sac again.
Thank you.
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